Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Get Ready... It's Coming

Late yesterday a rather mysterious email arrived in Daddy's inbox from Papa Jack:
Squad:
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting inhabitants of a small but nasty village called O'Sullivans Sportsman's Resort (T1) as well as a particularly vicious little organization called Potholes Golf Resort (T2). The reasons are classified, but most of you are aware of these two groups' offences to human dignity.

Tools: an unlimited amount of beer, rum and tequila will be supplied; Human-to-ball interface implements are currently in your possession. Upon completion of your mission, no residual of these supplies and other "implements of havoc" shall remain at the scene to be used as evidence.

Timeframe: August 4 and 5. By August 5, the inhabitants and employees of T1 and T2 must have been adequately dealt with.

Logistics: No later than 0900 hours on 8-4-07, casually congregate at 4453 190th Ave SE Issaquah (ORIGIN) and link with COMMAND. The inhabitants have been apprised or your arrival and have created a plausible explanation for your assembly. At 0900 hours, launch mission on Othello WA, code name OPERATION LIVER. Upon commencement of LIVER, recall is not an option - Proceed until mission accomplished.

Post logistics: Upon completion of LIVER, regroup at best possible speed at ORIGIN. From ORIGIN take individual paths to safety and recuperation. Report to COMMAND when ready for next mission.

Acknowledge receipt prior to commencing mission.

END

COMMAND


Do you know what this is all about? Operation Liver? Origin?! Command?!!

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